Random Notions and Stories of Teaching

January 07, 2006

Dear Hillary,

Dear Hillary OR Ms. Duff (whatever),

Just returned from seeing "your" new movie, Cheaper By the Dozen 2, for the second time. Since I was not caught up in plot twists, blossoming young love, and struggling to hear dialog this time, I really paid attention to you. And, sweetie, we have to talk.

First, where did we go wrong? You were so cute and loveable as Lizzie McGuire. Sure, I realize you must grow up and move on to more mature roles. I've enjoyed the movies you have made thus far. However, Hillary, you look old.

Next, eat something. I know the pressure in Hollywood is to be thin. Hillary, you're there. Your face is sunken in. Your arms look tiny. Your practically emaciated. There is such a thing as too thin.

Finally, lay of the smoking and/or drugs. You are barely 18 and you already sound like an old woman who has smoked all her life.

There is such a thing as being beautiful and being healthy. Please. Take the advice of people who truly care about you. You're too young to look this bad.

A former "fan"


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